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 Post subject: 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
 Post Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:29 pm 
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10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8 ) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans


Hopefully you can see how this is satirical, showing the moronic twisted close minded way republicans and homophbics think. They have no leg to stand on, as thier views are childish and pety and are based on nothing but stupidity and intollerance. Feel sorry for anyone who believes these things listed above, for thier lives are pathetic and they are miserably sad people

_I got this from myspace not sure where it is from or who wrote it.

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lol thats great!!


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That's great. I might put it on my profile.

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Well, I'm convinced. We gays just shouldn't get married. Society just isn't flexible enough to adapt to change.

Now I have to go...there's a nice juicy mastodon outside that will feed my cave for a month!

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Nomad this war is all your fault. If your kind like Jeff Gannon had not wagged his tale in front of the largely self hating homosexual Neocon party they would not have bombed Iraq.

Global warming is also presonally your fault. See by being the gay, god wants to destroy you by making the earth uninhabitable. See, and instead of just making you disapear or giving you a heart attack he decided to ruin the entire planet, that way you have no where to hide. All the other billions of things he destorys is collateral damage. Plus he is god so he can bring it all back after he wipes it out.

I stubbed my toe yesterday, that was also your fault because your the gay. And WWII was your fault even though you were not alive yet.

What wiped out the dinosaurs? Gay did.

lol. everytime someone has gay sex an angel loses its wings.

Seriously though, has anyone noticed how the word "gay" has come to mean anything that is backwards, stupid or unfair? the phrase "that's gay" had come to mean all things negative.

I still jokingly say to all gay men, if you haven't tried vagina then you shouldn't be 100% sure your not bisexual. That's another thing so many gay people are prejudice towards bisexuals. Bisexuality seems to be a transition phase into homosexuality for some people. Thus because THEY went throught that, they believe everyone who is Bisexual is actually becoming gay. Can there not be just some people (Madonna) who are just sexual and like everything?

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