|Neocon Logic -(Funny)
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|Author:||Ry [ Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:50 am ]|
|Post subject:||Neocon Logic -(Funny)|
Neocon Logic 101.
ABCNNBCBS FOX NEWS press release.
An interview with Satan cough I mean Ahmadinejad Satan
"So Ahmadinejad do you still eat live babies? "
What on earth are you talking about?
"We think you eat babies. Can you prove that you don't?"
You can't prove a negative
"Just answer the question with a clear Yes Or No."
Well I don't like the wording of your question are you a journalist or an operative? You can not prove a negative
We'll take that as a no. So you cannot offer any proof that you don't eat babies."
I don't eat babies.
"Of course you say that, but where is the proof? Everybody says that you do it. If you cannot offer any proof then you must be eating them"
I have never eaten a baby, that is insane and there is no evidence that I have ever eaten a baby.
"We don't have to prove that you did it, only that you could do it. And you could do it. You are large enough and there are babies in your country aren't there?"
Are you saying that the only reason Iran could have babies would be to eat them, and not raise them in families?
"We think you are having them so that you can eat them, so we are passing sanctions until you prove that you don't eat them."
It is the US that has poisoned countless newborn children with depleted Uranium. It is the US that is killing babies.
"Well....911 911 911 911 Islamo-fascist 911 911 911 911 We have to get you there before you get us here."
That does not even make sense
"So when you eat babies do you slap your mother too?"
I told you...
"YES OR NO!"
Well I don't eat babies what is wrong with you?
"Ah but you do slap your mother!"
Replace babies with Nukes. And you have the Nuclear scare argument.
|Author:||ect [ Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:14 am ]|
We should just all pretend we're neocons and interject in arguments with stronger absurdities and claim we're the real neocons.
infiltrator: I am a neocon
Bill Kristol: no you're not
I: Yes I am, you're the faker
BK: no I want war with iran, you don't
I: I want war with anyone who disagrees with me, that is true neoconservatism, I also want to eat your babies.
BK: You're just trying to mess up our conspiracy to.....ummm, I mean, ugh.....plan, no I mean, it's not a plan...nukes, 9/11, terror booga booga booga!
|Author:||k [ Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:19 am ]|
|Author:||Gixxer [ Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:58 pm ]|
nice. is there a name for that tactic?
|Author:||Ry [ Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:10 pm ]|
Yes there is a name for loaded questions. I made a dictionary list for all the different kinds. It's called Ry's Dictionary on political and philosophical terms for debate. Ill dig it up later.
I think I am going to make this a video. It will be easy and can be done in two minutes.
|Author:||Muhammad Ali [ Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:25 pm ]|
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