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http://www.thespeciousreport.com/news.a ... um=7070141

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that was funny. love the picture they made.

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Giuliani Arrested Defacing Florida Convenience Store

Miami, FL | Former New York Mayor and current Republican Presidential candidate Rudolph Giuliani was taken into custody by Miami Metro-Dade Police late Monday evening under charges of trespassing, vandalism, and disorderly conduct. Hizzoner was picked up outside a Miami 7-Eleven sporting only a hardhat and a megaphone.
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According to the police report, "We observed the caucasian male atop a runged ascension conveyance, utilizing an aerosol pigment-deliverer to alter the establishment's illuminated identifier, specifically modifying the numeral '7' into a numeral '9'. The suspect was unclothed with the exception of protective headgear, and appeared to be completely shaven."

A Police Translator explained that Rudy was on top of a ladder, spray-painting a "9" over the "7" on the store's large parking lot sign, and that for some reason, officers had noted Rudy's smooth ball-sac.

Giuliani was further described in the police report as "incoherent" and "disoriented." "When we asked his last name, he responded, 'Eleven.' You can guess what first name he gave us."

Rudy is also suspected in a string of similar disturbances earlier last night in which the culprit eluded police.

The former GOP frontrunner has seen his political fortunes go from presumptive nominee, to desperately needing a win here in Florida to remain in the race. Now trailing the frontrunners in the Sunshine State by more than 15 points, Giuliani aides think that the pressure finally got to him. Hillary Clinton didn't return calls for comment, but husband and former President Bill Clinton said, "Well, you know, typical WOP move. Did I say WOP? I meant guinea."

Some witnesses say Ron Paul was perched atop the store, loudly playing a one-man band contraption, but police and television reporters didn't seem to notice. About 12% of the crowd were totally into it.

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