I just want to go on the record to say that I totally believe you.
There is nothing in this story that could possibly make me doubt you for a second.
I think we can all agree that the world is now better without Bigfoot. He hated us for our "Freedoms" and did not deserve due process of law because he was "evil" like "Hitler" . . . or anyone that Abe Foxman doesn't like.
Please note that if you feel the need to kill the Loch Ness Monster, Elvis, Jim Morrison, or the Abominable Snowman . . . you will have my full and unwavering support.
good job tim. can you use your skills on bernanke?
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Post subject: Re: Guys I killed Bigfoot
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 10:47 pm
Smashing neocons
Joined: Dec 26th, 2010 Posts: 1379
Tim wrote:
I killed Bigfoot last night guys. But I dumped his body in the ocean so you can't see it (and I wanted to give Bigfoot a proper burial based on his religion.) Also, I took a DNA sample to prove I really killed Bigfoot (even though DNA testing takes longer than 24 hours to prove accurate.) Oh, you can't see the DNA sample either and I took no photographs of any of the events. Just trust me guys, I've always been so honest with the public in the past..........
I'm making t-shirts .... hang on ....
PlutoCharon
Post subject: Re: Guys I killed Bigfoot
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 11:00 pm
Revolutionary Party
Joined: Apr 1st, 2011 Posts: 438
The world, and the United States of America will be a better place without Bigfoot. Thank you Tim for your service to our great nation. You are truly patriotic and anybody who questions the lack of photos or any part of your story that doesn't add up is an Anti-American conspiracy theory nutjob. Just remember this though, there might be other Bigfoots out there ready to step up and be the next Bigfoot.
dicktater
Post subject: Re: Guys I killed Bigfoot
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:06 am
Over the system
Joined: Mar 22nd, 2008 Posts: 3647 Location: Lower Slobovia
Tim wrote:
I killed Bigfoot last night guys. But I dumped his body in the ocean so you can't see it (and I wanted to give Bigfoot a proper burial based on his religion.) Also, I took a DNA sample to prove I really killed Bigfoot (even though DNA testing takes longer than 24 hours to prove accurate.) Oh, you can't see the DNA sample either and I took no photographs of any of the events. Just trust me guys, I've always been so honest with the public in the past..........
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Post subject: Re: Guys I killed Bigfoot
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:37 am
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Joined: Jun 27th, 2005 Posts: 31556 Location: Japan
dude Tim I am going to swipe that for a video then give you credit.
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Post subject: Re: Guys I killed Bigfoot
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:29 am
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