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"Single acts of tyranny may be ascribed to the accidental opinion of a day; but a series of oppressions, begun at a distinguished period and pursued unalterably through every change of ministers, too plainly prove a deliberate, systematic plan of reducing [a people] to slavery." ~~ Thomas Jefferson
"Power kills, absolute power kills absolutely. The more power a government has, the more it can arbitrarily make war on others and murder foreign and domestic subjects. The more that government is constrained and diffused, the less tendency there is for them to commit genocide." ~~ Art Crino
When they put you in the internment camp, if you're really, really good, they might let you watch Dancing With The Stars.
Moreflourideplease
Post subject: Re: Deadly Egyptian cobra missing from Bronx Zoo
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:39 pm
Protesting War
Joined: Jan 6th, 2010 Posts: 240 Location: NYC
Tater, I always love a good babies and snakes story. Was that from an episode of America's Funniest Home Videos?
dicktater
Post subject: Re: Deadly Egyptian cobra missing from Bronx Zoo
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:11 pm
Over the system
Joined: Mar 22nd, 2008 Posts: 3647 Location: Lower Slobovia
Moreflourideplease wrote:
Tater, I always love a good babies and snakes story. Was that from an episode of America's Funniest Home Videos?
Elifino. Ah dont watch teevee. Ah seent it on the ninnernets on the ewetoobs.
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"Single acts of tyranny may be ascribed to the accidental opinion of a day; but a series of oppressions, begun at a distinguished period and pursued unalterably through every change of ministers, too plainly prove a deliberate, systematic plan of reducing [a people] to slavery." ~~ Thomas Jefferson
"Power kills, absolute power kills absolutely. The more power a government has, the more it can arbitrarily make war on others and murder foreign and domestic subjects. The more that government is constrained and diffused, the less tendency there is for them to commit genocide." ~~ Art Crino
When they put you in the internment camp, if you're really, really good, they might let you watch Dancing With The Stars.
Whirled Peas
Post subject: Re: Deadly Egyptian cobra missing from Bronx Zoo
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:23 am
Smashing neocons
Joined: Dec 26th, 2010 Posts: 1379
dicktater wrote:
Call off the search honey. I found your damned snake. It was outside playing with the baby.
THAT video is DISTURBING. And I don't even like babies!
dicktater
Post subject: Re: Deadly Egyptian cobra missing from Bronx Zoo
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:09 am
Over the system
Joined: Mar 22nd, 2008 Posts: 3647 Location: Lower Slobovia
Whirled Peas wrote:
THAT video is DISTURBING. And I don't even like babies!
Waht? Don't like babies? There's sumpin' wrong witchu. Babies a wonderful, sweet and innocent little creatures. I love to make babies smile. Don't know why but, I seem to be a baby and dog magnet.
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"Single acts of tyranny may be ascribed to the accidental opinion of a day; but a series of oppressions, begun at a distinguished period and pursued unalterably through every change of ministers, too plainly prove a deliberate, systematic plan of reducing [a people] to slavery." ~~ Thomas Jefferson
"Power kills, absolute power kills absolutely. The more power a government has, the more it can arbitrarily make war on others and murder foreign and domestic subjects. The more that government is constrained and diffused, the less tendency there is for them to commit genocide." ~~ Art Crino
When they put you in the internment camp, if you're really, really good, they might let you watch Dancing With The Stars.
Whirled Peas
Post subject: Re: Deadly Egyptian cobra missing from Bronx Zoo
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:29 am
Smashing neocons
Joined: Dec 26th, 2010 Posts: 1379
dicktater wrote:
Whirled Peas wrote:
THAT video is DISTURBING. And I don't even like babies!
Waht? Don't like babies? There's sumpin' wrong witchu. Babies a wonderful, sweet and innocent little creatures. I love to make babies smile. Don't know why but, I seem to be a baby and dog magnet.
babies barf and shit and can't clean it up themselves. If they want something, they scream or cry to get it. They're alright when the moms are around. And if they're quiet. And don't stink too much. Generally speaking though I think a cobra makes a fine 'baby' sitter.
Whirled Peas
Post subject: Re: Deadly Egyptian cobra missing from Bronx Zoo
Throw shit at it, hit it with a bat, shoot it with a gun, throw knives at it, run it over with your car, run like stink away from it...
or
"Just like the snake charmers, everything nice and relaxed and smooth motions," he said. "Do not frighten the animal. If you don't frighten it, you're in good shape."
dicktater
Post subject: Re: Deadly Egyptian cobra missing from Bronx Zoo
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:37 am
Over the system
Joined: Mar 22nd, 2008 Posts: 3647 Location: Lower Slobovia
Whirled Peas wrote:
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/poisonous-cobra-spot-escaped-snake/story?id=13238235 What Should You Do If You Spot a Poisonous Snake?
Throw shit at it, hit it with a bat, shoot it with a gun, throw knives at it, run it over with your car, run like stink away from it...
or
"Just like the snake charmers, everything nice and relaxed and smooth motions," he said. "Do not frighten the animal. If you don't frighten it, you're in good shape."
Never been bit by one, though I have come very, skeery close many times. Only kilt the ones that had shown up around the house.
Rattlesnake is quite tasty when sautéed in butter and garlic and flipped on the grill for a finish! Serve with a lemon wedge.
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"Single acts of tyranny may be ascribed to the accidental opinion of a day; but a series of oppressions, begun at a distinguished period and pursued unalterably through every change of ministers, too plainly prove a deliberate, systematic plan of reducing [a people] to slavery." ~~ Thomas Jefferson
"Power kills, absolute power kills absolutely. The more power a government has, the more it can arbitrarily make war on others and murder foreign and domestic subjects. The more that government is constrained and diffused, the less tendency there is for them to commit genocide." ~~ Art Crino
When they put you in the internment camp, if you're really, really good, they might let you watch Dancing With The Stars.
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